(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(ALARM BLARING)
We know what that sound means.
-Oh, yeah.
-We are ready, Robin.
Then let's do it.
Titans, dance.
Ha, ha, ha!
Yeah, yeah, that's how
green brothers do it!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Step ball, change and heel,
toe and hey!
(GRUNTS) Oh yeah,
do the sprinkler.
Cabbage patch, uh, uh,
The running man. Look out.
(GIGGLING)
Oh, shake the thing!
-Hey, do you mind?
-(MUSIC STOPS)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(GRUNTS)
Hey Rave, you in there?
Raven.
Get out!
(GRUNTS)
I don't want to dance!
Oh shocking, Raven
doesn't want to have fun.
You can't hide inside
that cloak your whole life.
(HISSING AND SPUTTERING)
(GASPS) I believe
it is the cloak that
makes her this way.
So you think if I changed
clothes I'd change
personalities?
Perhaps. On Tamaran
we celebrate
the day of clorthog
-in which...
-Ah, ah, ah!
Not in the mood for one of
your Tamaranean stories.
Raven's right. It's not the
cloak that makes her no fun.
It's her terrible personality.
Ugh!
I think we should try
an experiment.
? Life is sad
my dad is bad
Whoa!
? Too many things make me mad
? Oh la la la la
Oh la la la ?
Hey guys, look what I have.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Ooh, put on the cloak.
-Ah, I'm scared.
-Do it, do it, do it.
Dude, what's it like in there?
It feels safe.
Mmm, quiet.
(CHUCKLING)
So nice and dark.
Let me try.
(SCREAMING)
(SHRIEKING)
Whoa!
I too would
like the experience
of the wearing
of the cloak.
What are you looking at,
dog face?
Oh! So mean!
(SHUDDERING) I did not
enjoy that.
(VOCALIZING)
Careful Cyborg, that cloak
really does change you.
(SCOFFS) Whatevs.
Well?
Well nothing.
It's just a rag
with a hole in it.
Ah! She's coming.
(GRUNTS) It won't come off!
Ha-ha! Very funny, guys.
(ALL SCREAMING)
What?
-(SCREAMS)
-You've got legs.
Ah, this is so weird.
I'm only used
to seeing your eyes
and a little bit
of your mouth. Ah!
Okay. That's better.
Come on. Give me
back my cloak.
(GRUNTS)
It's stuck. (CHUCKLING)
Ugh! I'm really angry
at you for
stealing my cloak.
Woah! Did you just share
your feelings?
No, I'm just trying to tell
you how uncomfortable
you've made me.
(GRUNTS)
Ow! You did it again.
You're sharing.
Ha ha! You're a new woman
without that cloak
to hold you back.
Stop it.
You're upsetting me.
(GRUNTS)
Share!
(WHINING) Share.
Robin is correct.
Your posture is better
and you are speaking
more clearly.
And I'm, uh,
getting used to your legs.
See? What do
you think, Cyborg.
(HOARSELY) We live
in a meaningless universe.
Oh!
Her legs are pretty
nice, actually.
(SNIFFING)
Yo, Cy, wanna play
some video games?
Quiet. I have to finish
my father's dark work.
(SNIFFING)
Do I smell vanilla?
Those are my ritual cand...
-(ALARM BLARING)
-Titans, dance.
-RAVEN: Hey.
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-Give me a beat!
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Goodness.
Whatever.
Dancing is fun.
Who knew I had all
these moves.
(GROANS)
That girl could get down.
-(ALARM BLARING)
-More dancing.
Stop dancing
That's the real crime alert.
Titans, go!
(GRUNTING)
Azarath Metrion...
Wait, I've got legs.
And I know how to use them.
(SHRIEKING)
(YELLING)
Hiya!
Wow, that feels good.
Hey, why haven't
I been fighting like
this all my life?
(TRUMPETING)
Love those lovely,
lovely legs, mama.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos.
(LAUGHING) That's not
even magic, bro.
-Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
-Woah! Woah! Woah!
I was just joshing you, bro.
Whatever.
Listen up, Titans.
I'm calling a meeting
to discuss a time for
tomorrow's meeting.
I already called one.
Have a seat.
Oh, okay.
I've got an announcement
to make.
-I'm leaving the Titans.
-Huh?
-What?
-No!
Drama queen.
You were all right.
That stupid cloak
was holding me back.
Shhh... Don't listen to her.
Please, Raven.
You cannot leave us.
Oh, what's gonna happen
to those legs?
These legs, along with
the rest of me,
shall henceforth be known as,
"Lady Legasus."
Oh!
Lady Legasus.
Oh, wow.
Well, it's been fun.
I guess.
(CHEERING)
(CHOMPING)
(GRUNTING)
(SLURPING)
(BURPS)
Classy, Beast Boy.
Real classy.
Must you always have
the sarcastic put-up
and smart remark?
Hey, someone has to be
the smart one around here.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
Dude, what are you doing?
Creating a portal to
escape my despair.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos.
(LAUGHING) That cloak
didn't give
you any powers, bro.
It just made you no fun.
Super no fun.
You are a total sack
of the sadness, Cyborg.
(LAUGHING) Yeah, grumpy
grumpster McGrumpy-pants.
(LAUGHING) Oh, look at you.
Oh, you're so sad. Oh.
(MOCKING) I'm just
gonna cry all day.
Boo-hoo!
Hee-hee-hee.
Waah! My life is so
dark and gloomy.
(LAUGHING) Oh, man.
Ha, ha, ha! Oh...
(GROWLS)
Enough!
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(SCREAMING)
(GIGGLING)
(BEEPING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(CHOMPING)
Them legs. (CHOKING)
(BLOWS)
I feel... (HISSING)
...so much better.
Raven, I mean Lady Legasus,
you came back.
I had to.
Apparently
no one else can handle
the dark power
of my cloak.
And so for the greater
good of humanity,
I'll resign to bear the burden
of wearing it again.
No! The legs!
(SOBBING) The legs are gone!
(SCOFFS) Whatever.
(HOWLING)
? Baby's done a bad
bad thing ?
(PANTING)